Summer Function Boat Hire in London

Q: How Can You Book a Thames River Cruise for This Summer?

Booking your summer boat party for this summer is easy. Simply contact us via phone or email, and our friendly team will guide you through the booking process. We’ll help you choose the right vessel and plan every detail of your unforgettable event.

Q: Do you provide catering services?

Yes, we offer food and drink packages tailored to your event, ensuring your guests enjoy a memorable dining experience onboard.

Q: How Do You Get to the Party Boat Piers?

We are centrally located, with easy access to Westminster , Tower Bridge , and other key piers along the River Thames . Our boats are available seven days a week, offering maximum convenience for your event guests.

Cruise into the Ultimate Celebration!

Looking to make your summer function unforgettable?

Our Thames party boat hire is the perfect way to host an exceptional event on the iconic River Thames. Whether it’s a corporate function, a birthday party, or a social event, our private boat hire offers stunning views of London’s skyline and a party atmosphere like no other. Book your summer boat party with us and experience the best of London’s river cruises.

Why Choose a Party Boat for Your Summer Function?

Unique Venue

A Thames cruise allows you to enjoy London's most famous landmarks, such as the London Eye, Tower Bridge, and the Houses of Parliament. Cruise along the River Thames while enjoying your summer party in style, away from the city's hustle.

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Catering Options

We offer a wide range of food and drinks options to cater to your event, including everything from casual snacks to gourmet meals. Your guests will appreciate the opportunity to dine onboard while enjoying breathtaking views of London's iconic landmarks.

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Onboard Fun

From live DJs to dance parties, we offer a range of entertainment options to suit your summer event. Our spacious decks provide the perfect setting for both relaxed mingling and energetic dancing under the summer skies.

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What Is Included in a Summer Boat Party Package?

Oursummer boat party packages include everything you need for a successful event. From catering and drinks to onboard staff and entertainment, we provide a comprehensive solution to make sure your party goes off without a hitch.

Organising yourprivate boat hire for a summer function is easy with us. From the initialenquiry to the event day, we handle every detail, includingcatering, entertainment, and decorations. This ensures a seamless experience from start to finish.

Our fleet ofparty boats offers options for variousgroup sizes, from intimate parties to large-scale gatherings. We cater to different needs and budgets, ensuring a perfect match for your event.

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Get Ready for Your Unforgettable Summer Party on the Thames

Cruise past London’s landmarks, enjoy delicious food, and dance the night away on one of our luxuriousparty boats.

Our comedy shows onboard offer the perfect blend of laughter and entertainment for your party. Enjoy hilarious performances by top comedians as you cruise along the Thames, adding an extra layer of fun to your celebration. With a mix of stand-up and interactive comedy, it’s the ideal way to keep your guests laughing all night long while soaking in the breathtaking views of the city.

Book your summer function with us today and experience the best ofLondon’s river cruises.

Reviews

Laura Roberts
06/02/2025
 I helped organise a comedy night on the boat but didn’t actually attend. Ryan was an absolute pleasure to deal with and couldn’t do enough for us. The team had a great night and we would definitely look to use them again! Thank you!
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Ari Lapid
30/01/2025
 We went on Comedy Boat Party as a reward for reaching our sales targets. The night was amazing, like our very own floating comedy club. The dj was really good too and had us dancing till the end of the night. Highly recommended.
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Ivana Kaliciakova
30/01/2025
 From the moment I stepped aboard, I was blown away by the incredible atmosphere. The comedy was brilliant, the crowd was fantastic, and the views were absolutely breathtaking. The sunny evening created an electric atmosphere, with stunning photo opportunities of London’s iconic landmarks like the Houses of Parliament, London Eye, and Tower Bridge. The music afterwards was funky, and people were dancing – it truly had an amazing party vibe! Absolutely recommended for an incredible night out in London! 🚢🎤🎉
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Lucia C
30/01/2025
 We had our work ‘get together’ on the comedy party boat. One of the best nights!!!! Amazing atmosphere and the sightseeing was incredible. Highly recommend!!!! Can’t wait for our next one !!!
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svyatoslav frayt
30/01/2025
 Great experience! Thanks you
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Gary O’Connell
30/01/2025
 The Comedy boat party exceeded all my expectations for the night. After boarding we grabbed a few drinks & enjoyed a bite to eat before heading down stairs for the comedy. There were some great acts and plenty of laughs!!! (Great Vibes). After we all headed back up on deck taking in some amazing views along the river before the party. We enjoy some great Cocktails & shots and hitting the dance floor! Overall we had a great night aboard & would definitely be attending again in the coming months!
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Duncan Hopwood
22/07/2024
 Great night. Lots of laughs, food and drink. Not bad for a Monday.
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Julie Clark
22/07/2024
 Cardium Law had an amazing corporate event on the Comedy Boat this week and I would highly recommend it as something different to invite your clients/customers to. We had a BBQ (delicious), DJ (great tunes), comedian (they were fantastic) and a cruise up the Thames taking in London’s historic scenes all for a very reasonable price. We have had so many of our clients/customers thanking us for such a great evening. Thank you Comedy Boat Party, we shall return!
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Matt Redway
01/07/2024
 Fantastic! Awesome night, would Def recommend!
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Caroline Harington
01/07/2024
 Fantastic night. Thoroughly recommend. Thank you to all the staff and comedians 🌟⭐️💫⭐️🌟
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Graham Harden
01/07/2024
 I had my joint 50th party on 22nd June 2024 and I cannot recommend this highly enough as a top night out. This was one of the best nights out of my life, hands down. Ryan and the team made the night go so smoothly, the comedians were fantastic, as was the DJ. You’ll get to see so many amazing London landmarks from angles you’d never imagined you would. The only sad thing was that the evening was over so quickly, we all (80 or so) loved our night. Thank you Ryan and team the night could not have been better.
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Katherine Harington-foulkes
01/07/2024
 Had my husbands 50th on the comedy boat party at the weekend and can honestly say it was the best party ever! We’re all still talking about it 3 days on. Perfect mix of brilliant observational comedy, music and super friendly staff. Ryan the organiser was attentive from the onset and made the night run smoothly. I cannot recommend this enough!!! Want to do it all again!
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Cheyney Travis
24/06/2024
 Such a fun time! Hosted a corporate event with the Comedy Boat Party, and everyone has been raving about it. Communication leading up to the event was superb. Food and drinks on board were fabulous. The comedians were all absolutely brilliant, everyone was in stitches. I highly recommend this party for an awesome night on the Thames
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Aleksandr Ilčenko
07/05/2024
 We had our office summer party with Comedy Boat Party last year. It was sooooooo good. The food was fab, the comedy started the night out with laughs, and we finished up on the dance floor. Highly recommended.
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Iuri Cecrighin
06/05/2024
 Had an amazing time! The food and show were top class and the night was well run. There was a good mix of comedians and it was great to do something different for a change from the usual office show.
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Teodora Stoyanova
13/12/2023
 We had an awesome night out for my Birthday. Comedians were very good and Dj was great! I definitely will do that again!
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Martina Clay
13/07/2023
 Such a fun night out. The comedy was brilliant and there was a great crowd on board. I thoroughly recommend this fun and social event to anyone with great views of Thames while having fun with music, a well stocked bar and happy memories 😂😂
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Colin McCarthy
13/07/2023
 Excellent night out. Comedy was top class and the atmosphere was electric, especially with it being a sunny Friday night in June on the river. Great photo opportunities too along the river e.g Houses of Parliament, London Eye, Tower Bridge, Canary Wharf etc. Music was funky afterwards and was great to see people getting into it and dancing. It really did have a party vibe. Good selection of drinks, quick service so definitely recommend for the next boat party night.
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Landmarks You Will See on a Summer Party Boat

Ourriver cruises offer spectacular views ofLondon’s iconic sights. Sail past landmarks like theTower of London,Houses of Parliament, andLondon Eye, all while enjoying the best party atmosphere in the city. There’s no better way to sightsee and celebrate simultaneously.

Theriver Thames provides a picturesque backdrop for any event. Withluxurious boats, professional staff, andexceptional service, ourparty boat hire delivers anunforgettable experience.

These iconic sights, combined with our lively atmosphere, make for a truly unique experience. Whether you’re enjoying a drink on deck or dancing below, you’ll have the best views of London’s most famous landmarks, all while making memories with your guests.�

Celebrate in style while taking in the stunningsights of London.